Sunday, October 7, 2012

Halloween Spooktacular: Day 7: Guest Post and Giveaway with Paul Stansfield : Halloween Costumes

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Welcome to Day 7 of our Halloween Spooktacular, please give a warm welcome to Paul Stansfield, author of Kaishaku.

  (The contest is that I’m giving away a free copy of my recent release, Kaishaku. To enter, just leave a comment to this post anytime from October 7th to October 10th. The winner (who will be chosen randomly) will be announced on October 11th or 12th, in a final comment on this post, as well as on my personal blog, http://paulstansfield.blogspot.com )

 Because this is for the Halloween Spooktacular, I thought I’d discuss costumes, mostly some highlights (and lowlights) from my personal history.

I’ll start with one of my first costumes, as a skeleton, when I was four years old. From a very young age I loved skeletons, so it was an obvious choice. (The fighting skeletons from Jason and the Argonauts made a huge impression on me, to cite one example.) My mother deserves the lion’s share of the credit, of course, as she dyed a pair of my pajamas black, and then painstakingly cut out “bones” from a white sheet and sewed these on the pajamas. I did, though, serve as a technical advisor—I instructed my mom on how each bone was supposed to look. This was then topped off with a great mask. I can recall being semi-obsessed with wearing this mask, and my parents confirmed that I wore it weeks before and weeks after October 31st. Fortunately, a photo survives, and is included in this post.

Over the next several Halloweens I began to develop personal theories about costumes. Specifically I got sick of getting overheated, and tired of tripping down steps. I blamed overly elaborate getups, and poor range of vision due to looking out through small eyeholes. (My overall clumsiness surely was a contributer also, and independent of whatever type of costume I was wearing.) Therefore, masks were out, as were trailing ghost sheets, etc. Being a hobo was a good example of this opinion—a mask wasn’t needed, and you could essentially wear a regular outfit, as long as the garments were suitably ragged and dirty (or at least dirty looking).

I should also mention a definite prejudice that I and most of my peers shared; disdain against kids who wore store-bought costumes. It was okay to buy a mask, or props, such as a fake weapon, stage blood, vampire fangs, etc., but if you didn’t assemble most of your costume (or more accurately, in most cases, get a parent to help you) you were considered lazy, lame, and unimaginative. Store bought costumes never won prizes, either, which at this age was extremely important.

The fun went on hiatus at the end of elementary school or so (about ages 11-12). Dressing up was babyish, and those who still did faced social suicide almost as badly as kids who still believed in Santa Claus. Adam Sandler did a bit about trick or treating as an older teen or adult with an absurdly minimal costume, like holding a pickle, but in my town junior high or high school students didn’t get into a costume. The only acceptable way to get trick or treating candy at these ages was to steal it from younger kids’ Halloween bags (probably after beating the kids up).

Flash forward to college, my senior year. I was living off campus in a house with several friends, and it was decided to hold a joint party with the ladies from the German House at our place. They told us it was for a German holiday called “Fasching” (“Fashen”? Both of these are almost certainly spelled wrong), which was essentially a version of Halloween, so it became a costume party. My friends and I had rediscovered a guilty childhood pleasure (The 70’s disco group The Village People) and we decided to go as them. (As an aside, to show how poorly attuned my “gaydar” was at age 9 or so, as well as demonstrating my ludicrously backward/stereotypical views of homosexuality, I actually argued with my father that The Village People weren’t gay, because they were so manly and macho. I know, I know.) Or I thought we were. There was some miscommunication, and/or changed minds, as in the end only myself (the cowboy) and my friend Mike (the construction worker) dressed as the group. Undaunted, we told everyone we were one-third of The Village People. Alas, the dressing up was kind of awkward, for reasons you may not expect. Either the German ladies and we housemates were remiss in mentioning that it was a costume party, or else our friends were not fun, because as I recall, only about eight to ten people total were in costume, and the other forty to fifty weren’t. In fact, the more I think about it, I don’t think most of the German House women even dressed up—maybe “Faschen” was a prank, and we fell for it. (Because of my righteous indignation, and my laziness I’m not going to look it up and find out.) Whatever the case, I still had a good time, and being a college party probably half the guest were too drunk to notice that a few of us were dressed kind of strangely anyway.

Again, there was a long break, and I didn’t dress up for another seven or eight years. By this time I was employed as a field archaeologist, and working in central Iowa. At the last minute some of my coworkers and I decided to attend a Halloween bar crawl in Des Moines, which obviously required costumes. With only a few days to spare, and being in a hotel (and yeah, lazy again), we went to a costume store (Eight year old Paul would probably have kicked twenty-eight year old Paul square in the nuts for this etiquette breach). I went as a Civil War soldier, the joke being it was the one day ever that my pork chop sideburns made sense. It turned out to be a fine night. While on the crawl I saw perhaps the weirdest, most disturbing, (and in some ways the best) costume I’ve ever viewed in person. A guy in an old man mask, wearing pants with missing butt cheeks (a la 1990’s Prince) was pushing a wheelbarrow filled with fake puke (at least I think it was fake puke—alternately he could have been a very self-aware, oddly prepared, lightweight drinker).

Also, I’ve noticed a definite trend in Halloween costumes for women in the past decade or so. That is, many women seem to use it as an excuse to dress scantily. I’m not complaining, mind you, it just has struck me, only in a purely sociological way, of course. There are times when it gets a little strange, though. The Cracked humor website (which I highly recommend—www.cracked.com) had an article a couple of years ago detailing some of these. Sexy nurse—cool. Sexy (female) Darth Vader, though?! Or kinky witch—awesome. Adult woman barely dressed as Pebbles from “The Flintstones” (in case you forgot, that character is an infant)—pretty disturbing.

The final stop on memory lane is Halloween 2009. I was working on a large cemetery removal job, and the thirty or so crew decided to have a dress up party for it. I opted to be topical and went as a poorly-exhumed grave. To explain, when we were finished with a grave, we would place a garbage bag on the bottom, so the monitoring crew wouldn’t get confused and think it was another, non-exhumed grave shaft when the backhoe stripped the soil back over the same area again. Also, obviously, we had to remove all of the coffin parts from the grave shaft, and clearly all of the human remains, too. So my costume was me wearing a garbage bag, with pieces of (fake) coffin wood and (false) bones stuck to it. Each grave also had a thick wooden hub stake at the head, with the grave shaft number on a tag nailed to it, so I put an unused one on a baseball cap (with appropriately blasphemous/obscene/hopefully funny information on its tag) and wore that. There’s two photos of this included with this post, one with me next to “Slave Leia.” Unfortunately, my friend Mike (not the one from college) and I did quite well at Beer Pong (we won 7 straight games at one point, as I recall), which left me the worst for wear, and Princess Organa had to help me back into my apartment. Good times.

So there’s a brief(ish) history of my costumes. If history holds up, look for me to be dressed up at a Halloween party in about 2017. I’ll be the guy not wearing a mask (unless I can find that sweet skeleton one in my parent’s attic).






Blurb: 

After receiving a DUI, Dustin Dempster is working off some community service hours at a hospital. While there he’s asked to do some amateur counseling of sometimes difficult patients. He thinks this a waste of time, but he reluctantly agrees.

One of these difficult patients is Levon Howard, a man paralyzed from the neck down because of a car accident. He’s initially uncooperative, but after being charmed by Dustin’s brutal honesty and willingness to break some small hospital rules, he agrees to participate. Soon he’s revealing his biggest secrets to Dustin…

For Levon is an obsessed and unrepentant killer of the worst sort, only with a personal quirk. Despite his revulsion, Dustin finds himself intrigued by Levon’s story. Soon he finds himself doing what was once unthinkable, and realizes that he’s being affected by what he’s learned. Will Howard’s madness claim yet another victim, or even another perpetuator?


 Excerpt

Dustin pulled up his chair, and listened intently.

“For starters, my name is Levon, so call me that. Not big on ‘Mr. Howard.’ Fort is right in a way—I do want to talk. Just not to someone like him, or his flunkies, or a nurse. What I’m going to tell you I’ve never told anyone—but I figure, why not? My life—my real life—is over.

“You never told anyone? Why not?”

 “Shut up and listen! You’ll see. But anyway, the most important thing in my life is that I’m obsessed with killing. With a catch—I’m not a murderer. I’ve never been arrested, never went to jail, and never even broke the law.”

Levon paused to catch his breath, and Dustin just stared at him, and resisted the urge to laugh. Come on! This guy’s gotta be fucking with me! Or was he? He looked pretty sincere—could he be serious? Maybe he would have been better off not talking to him. But, on the other hand, Levon could hardly attack him even if he wanted to, and besides, Dustin was a little curious. So he waited for the paralyzed man to resume.

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 Remember though this giveaway ends before the 31st all comments count not only for this giveaway but the grand prize as well. Remember to add the info to the rafflecopter for your extra entry. Please leave your email in the comments section so we can contact you if you should win. 

 (The contest is that I’m giving away a free copy of my recent release, Kaishaku. To enter, just leave a comment to this post anytime from October 7th to October 10th. The winner (who will be chosen randomly) will be announced on October 11th or 12th, in a final comment on this post, as well as on my personal blog, http://paulstansfield.blogspot.com ) a Rafflecopter giveaway a Rafflecopter giveaway Photobucket

9 comments:

June M. said...

Sounds like an interesting book. Thanks for the post :)

Shadow said...

Sounds like a great book!! Thanks for sharing! Love the costumes. I love Halloween. Dressing up was so much fun! Many blessings to you!
shadowluvs2read(at)gmail(dot)com

Becky said...

I enjoyed reading the excerpt. Kaishaku sounds like a story that I would enjoy reading. I have added it to my list to get. I enjoyed reading your post about the history of your costumes. I really like the picture of your skeleton costume, I think your mother with your help at that age did a very good job. Thanks for sharing with us!
beckyqward@gmail.com

booklover0226 said...

I am adding this to my wish list; it sounds like an interesting read.

Thanks,
Tracey D
Booklover0226 at gmail dot com

Texas Book Lover said...

Sounds like an interesting read.

Thanks!

Paul Stansfield said...

June M., Shadow, Becky, booklover0226, and Texas Book Lover, thanks for stopping by, and your kind words. Shadow--I agree, Halloween is a fun holiday. Becky--My mother did a fine job, I thought. That skeleton costume still is my favorite.

Paul Stansfield said...

I'd like to announce the randomly-selected winner of my contest. It's June M.--congratulations. Please contact me at: paulskiluv@yahoo.com and I'll make the arrangements to send you your free copy of "Kaishaku." And thanks to everyone for reading, and entering. Hope you enjoy the rest of the Halloween Spooktacular.

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